"Tohru" (tohrurokuno)
08/30/2016 at 19:47 • Filed to: None
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"Tohru" (tohrurokuno)
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From 1 to 10.
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December 2013 - Dodge Viper GTS - Columbus, OH - Driver of the Viper slammed into traffic. Car was a total loss.
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September 23, 2009 - Dodge Viper GTS - Audru, Estonia - Viper was racing a BMW M3 during an open track day.
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October 05, 2004 - Dodge Viper GTS - Sverepec, Slovakia - This car belonged to the Mayor of Zilina, a Slovakian town. He crashed into a Mazda 626 and destroyed the only Viper in Slovakia.
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July 11, 2011 - Dodge Viper GTS - Seattle, WA - Flipped over
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March 15, 2015 - Dodge Viper GTS - Clovis, CA - Driver got on it, and in 3rd gear lost traction and hit tree spun around and totaled!
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April 12, 2015 - Dodge Viper GTS - Texas Township, MI - 48 year old driver fishtailed after leaving a restaurant, crashed into a tree, and the car exploded. He did not survive.
Place your bets!
TheTurbochargedSquirrel
> Tohru
08/30/2016 at 19:54 |
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In response to 3-4: Who builds a track with an exposed ditch on the outside of a corner?
TheHondaBro
> Tohru
08/30/2016 at 19:54 |
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I’d rather predict what he’ll do with it. My guess is he’s going to take it autocrossing and to Costco.
LongbowMkII
> Tohru
08/30/2016 at 19:58 |
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Dude too soon. the body isn’t even cold.
RIP in peace Doug. He will be missed.
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TheTurbochargedSquirrel
> TheHondaBro
08/30/2016 at 20:04 |
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It’s Doug. He’s driving it in the snow.
Clown Shoe Pilot
> TheTurbochargedSquirrel
08/30/2016 at 20:05 |
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Anyone working for shadow track owner Earl Scheib.
Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
> Tohru
08/30/2016 at 20:13 |
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From 1 to 48 hours without sleep and a case of Red Bull.
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Tohru
> TheHondaBro
08/30/2016 at 20:13 |
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“Here’s What Happened When I Took My Viper To The Dealer For Service!”
“I Took My Viper On An Hour-Long Police Chase - I’m Posting This From Jail”
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Tohru
> TheTurbochargedSquirrel
08/30/2016 at 20:14 |
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One that believes in natural selection as part of a driver improvement program.
SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
> Tohru
08/30/2016 at 20:19 |
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12
Rainbow
> Tohru
08/30/2016 at 20:26 |
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That last one is red!
So at least Doug won’t die.
Flavien Vidal
> Tohru
08/30/2016 at 20:46 |
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He won’t crash... I don’t think he’s a great driver not is he a bad one, but he seems like an overly cautious one. He’ll be just driving the Viper like he drives a Corolla.
Dslay04
> Tohru
08/30/2016 at 21:07 |
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Doug DeMuro
> TheHondaBro
08/30/2016 at 21:41 |
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Autocross would be hilarious.
Die-Trying
> Tohru
08/30/2016 at 21:45 |
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10
CRider
> Doug DeMuro
08/31/2016 at 00:42 |
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Nah, people would expect that. Take it mudding. Compare it to the RR, Hummer and Land Cruiser.
G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
> Doug DeMuro
08/31/2016 at 00:48 |
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So would peeling out of a Dairy Queen with a face full of double cheeseburger. And that would probably be way more Viper than autocross.
Tapas
> Tohru
08/31/2016 at 00:49 |
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I bet all my monies.....that he won’t get a Viper.
Pussy lol
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No but I totally get it. I like my life enough to not buy a car that can only be personified as John Cena on a rocket powered skateboard.
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
08/31/2016 at 00:50 |
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It’s settled then: Doug is buying us all Dairy Queen
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Tapas
> CRider
08/31/2016 at 00:52 |
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Take it camping, take it to Ottawa in the winter, enroll in a stunt driving school with your car.
We want to see how you would act if you hated yourself, Doug. :D
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CRider
> Tapas
08/31/2016 at 00:59 |
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Use it to tow a cabin cruiser to Havasu, conquer the Rubicon, see how many clowns fit inside it.
# Viperthings
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Tapas
> CRider
08/31/2016 at 01:02 |
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Make sure the cabin cruiser is not yours. As soon as a cop spots you doing 85 towing a stolen cabin cruiser, you’ll get prime time tv exposure too!
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CRider
> Tapas
08/31/2016 at 01:04 |
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185 towing a stolen cabin cruiser*
Fixed
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Tapas
> CRider
08/31/2016 at 01:13 |
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Hit the drag strip with the cruiser too! Its not his anyway :D
Stef Schrader
> Doug DeMuro
08/31/2016 at 01:25 |
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YES!
Do it. Lots of fun. Do it do it do it.
Also, do a track day (at least).
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TheHondaBro
> G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
08/31/2016 at 02:37 |
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Camaro, not Viper.
shop-teacher
> Flavien Vidal
08/31/2016 at 03:59 |
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That’s my thoughts exactly. He knows he’s not a race car driver, he’ll be super cautious and nothing will happen.
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G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
> TheHondaBro
08/31/2016 at 11:50 |
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No, with a Camaro you’d be peeling out of a Dairy Queen with a face full of your sister.
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Tohru
> Rainbow
08/31/2016 at 15:42 |
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The whole thing is red... from fire and fluids.
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> Tohru
09/11/2018 at 03:38 |
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